why, cafeteria, why?

i have just returned from the cafeteria in my building. something not so good just happened up there and i don't know if i'll ever be the same.
the same cafeteria that has brought me such delights as plum nantucket nectars and also the spinach stuffed portobello has now turned against me by playing music in the morning. sure, it started out innocent enough with music being played on theme days, say when we would have food from a specific country (mexico day!) or region (a taste of europe, maybe they had exhausted all other things? isn't europe a bit too big to summarize in just two entrees and three sides?). i have noticed in the morning some non-descript music being played, but today i hear none other than "close my eyes forever" a spectacular duet from everyone's favourites ozzy osbourne and lita ford. how does that song fit into my morning ritual? is that a regional song. i felt so embarrassed by the song that i could not stand by the toaster waiting for my bagel, i had to walk away so i was further away from the source of the music. anyway. wacky.